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72 Uses for Snails
Boot laces (NOT shoelaces) 

 Races 

 Races where the winner is the slowest 

 Slime trap refurbishing 

 Seeing around walls but kind of like secondhand 

 For tracing spirals, although we don't condone tracing 

 Farm 

 Escargot 

 Moral support (Snail morals may vary) 

 Delivery service 

 Petting 

 Flavoring butter 

 Life insurance consultation 

 Heavy lifting 

 Vegetarian hotdogs substitute (Substitute vegetarian hotdogs to make it non-vegetarian) 

 One lil trick for perfect ab glistening (According to Aaron) 

 As a team, snail sledding 

 Storage (Must get snail's consent) 

 Nose hair removal 

 Ear hair removal 

 Eye hair removal 

 Taste tester (For mosses and lichens) 

 Chalk creation 

 Mixology 

 Phrenology 

 Phlebotomy 

 Paranormal psychology 

 Cryptology 

 Ethnomusicology 

 Learning to appreciate the little things in life, that are also snails 

 Root canal 

 Tiny violin playing 

 Anime review 

 Pleasant rhyme duo with whales, quails, reverse martingales 

 Small claims law 

 Notary public 

 Sales coaching 

 Exam proctor 

 Lab assistant 

 Dance instructor 

 Cherry picking (Advanced) 

 House (Sometimes) 

 Money laundering 

 Money laundering but it makes the money more dirty 

 Clothes laundering 

 PH tester 

 Demolitions expert 

 Slimy dealings 

 Cabbage destruction team 

 Recipient of tiny hats, if for some reason you have a significant number of unwanted tiny hats in your possession 

 Maze solver 

 Juggling 

 Dowsing 

 Monoatomic gold espouser 

 Land surveyor 

 A friend, when you need it the most (Close proximity to a snail) 

 Friend inside me 

 Field research 

 Dirt finder 

 Dirt reviewer 

 Making a small house out of an apple 

 Pin resetter (Peg game) 

 Unreliable pinball 

 Conversation piece 

 Armor 

 Pachinko cheat 

 Mobile fridge magnet 

 Spreading malicious gossip 

 Adhesive 

 Bandage 

 We lied. There are only 71 

 Shoelaces