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72 Uses for Snails
- Boot laces (NOT shoelaces)
- Races
- Races where the winner is the slowest
- Slime trap refurbishing
- Seeing around walls but kind of like secondhand
- For tracing spirals, although we don't condone tracing
- Farm
- Escargot
- Moral support (Snail morals may vary)
- Delivery service
- Petting
- Flavoring butter
- Life insurance consultation
- Heavy lifting
- Vegetarian hotdogs substitute (Substitute vegetarian hotdogs to make it non-vegetarian)
- One lil trick for perfect ab glistening (According to Aaron)
- As a team, snail sledding
- Storage (Must get snail's consent)
- Nose hair removal
- Ear hair removal
- Eye hair removal
- Taste tester (For mosses and lichens)
- Chalk creation
- Mixology
- Phrenology
- Phlebotomy
- Paranormal psychology
- Cryptology
- Ethnomusicology
- Learning to appreciate the little things in life, that are also snails
- Root canal
- Tiny violin playing
- Anime review
- Pleasant rhyme duo with whales, quails, reverse martingales
- Small claims law
- Notary public
- Sales coaching
- Exam proctor
- Lab assistant
- Dance instructor
- Cherry picking (Advanced)
- House (Sometimes)
- Money laundering
- Money laundering but it makes the money more dirty
- Clothes laundering
- PH tester
- Demolitions expert
- Slimy dealings
- Cabbage destruction team
- Recipient of tiny hats, if for some reason you have a significant number of unwanted tiny hats in your possession
- Maze solver
- Juggling
- Dowsing
- Monoatomic gold espouser
- Land surveyor
- A friend, when you need it the most (Close proximity to a snail)
- Friend inside me
- Field research
- Dirt finder
- Dirt reviewer
- Making a small house out of an apple
- Pin resetter (Peg game)
- Unreliable pinball
- Conversation piece
- Armor
- Pachinko cheat
- Mobile fridge magnet
- Spreading malicious gossip
- Adhesive
- Bandage
- We lied. There are only 71
- Shoelaces